Me bloody heart goes out to them…honestly.

So earnest in their effort. Painting their bathtub with latex paint, using their heel for a hammer. So cute.

I feel so guilty even charging them and in some cases…barely charge them at all…big dummy.

Aww..look at her jus’ layin’ there.

“I’ll Fix That!”

my email? ill.fix.that@gmail.com go figur’ right?

Have a Question about some pesky Problem Around the House? … >I’ll answer that!

I’m a “Way Out West Outside the Box Thinker”…to say I’m a Handyman is almost an Insult.

I’m to Handymen what Jake Gittes is to Private Eyes. (<Wha??)

I approach problems practically, reasonably, and with both sides of my brain.

I’m settin’ up this here blog thingy to 1. advertise but, also 2. to help folks out.

So please feel free to post questions about plumbing, electrical, most any dumb thing, the best way to to do “what have yous” and “what nots”…please.

Only My Best,

Stevie “Handyman Hero” Alf